Developing Story...

I thought I'd blog again for the faithful... so I'm going to create a survey and answer it to catch all y'all up on the ongoing story, Me. Feel free to copy this survey, answer it, and tell me you did so:

What's the most life-changing thing that's happened in the last month: I bought a condominium.

What have you given up, only to start again: Working out

What did you say in the last month that you never thought you'd say: "I gotta move back east."

What's been keeping you up at night? Getting used to the sound of the A/C. It sounds like a cow got stuck in a propeller.

Any new TV shows? Saved. Finally, a decent TV writer has climbed out of his bomb shelter.

Any new books? Nothing's Sacred, by Lewis Black... still working on Between Worlds, by NM Governor Bill Richardson

Have you knocked anything off your list of 200 things to do before you die lately? Yeah, I finally saw Goodfellas 2 weeks ago with my mom. I found out Mom really loves mafia movies. I recommended she see A Bronx Tale.

Are you in love? No

Any potentials? I don't know... Damn, getting personal, are we? Back off, Survey.

You like her, don't you? I said shut up. What the hell is wrong with you? Next question...

What do you like most about your job? Helping people care about their surroundings.

What do you dislike the most? I think I've developed a slight tick triggered by the sound of my work cell.

What's the most enjoyable time of your day? 10p.m. Walking across my gorgeous complex to get the mail when everything's quiet and it's 87 degrees outside.

Your next big goal: Finally learn that damn guitar.

Your next big trip: Home in September for my cousin's wedding and my first Sox game since LAST MAY.

Do you have a disease? Yes

If so, why don't you support our troops? WHAT?

I mean... If so, how's that going? Very well, thank you. My last "report card" in February says I'm a posterchild for health management, so there's absolutely no need to worry.

Finally...

Based on your last year's experience, what advice would you have for someone one year younger than you? Call me. ;)

No seriously...

Oh, uh. 3 things: 1) Live alone... it's the best way to get to know yourself. 2) Nothing cuts your sodium, cholesterol and fat intake like a home-cooked meal. 3) Always attribute.